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LivDragon

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PostSubject: Very... funny jokes :)   Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:25 am

I have a lot of 'em. Though I'll alert if their dirty jokes (Pretty much all of 'em Wink). (Usually you can make custom titles by doing [spoiler=Whatever] then the / box of the spoiler. Well you can't here Sad. I was gonna put non-dirty jokes as 'Safe' and the dirty ones as 'Dirty'. *sob* *sob*)
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The rest are dirty!
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I got a lot more Smile! Though I'll stop Sad...
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PostSubject: Re: Very... funny jokes :)   Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:49 pm

LOL this is funny
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PostSubject: Re: Very... funny jokes :)   Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:48 pm

xD funny Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Very... funny jokes :)   Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:38 am

Here are a couple more, they aren't really sexual ones. Though I think they're really good, and the best non-dirty jokes there are. There aren't many good non-dirty jokes...

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PostSubject: Re: Very... funny jokes :)   Thu May 08, 2008 10:11 am

Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.


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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.


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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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